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Friday, September 25, 2009

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I’m ugheghe Enoma victor, CEO of ugheghe enoma victor group an Internet/ network marketing Firm. I am also a Speaker, Author and have spent several years now packaging Books, manuals CDs and all other forms of Info-products, which has lead me and a friend to an Interview on TV. I currently maintain a column in a local Newspaper… but that’s not it. This is not a Bio about my life but its all about you, like old V-mobile will say. Now one problem I ‘ve always had and which you might also have, is my GSM Phone. It gives me so much Headache and sucks so much of my hard earned Cash, time and energy. Besides it so plain looking and ordinary and that for me was a problem. I needed something better, something Unique. Now listen to this conversation. it was between another friend of mine, Mambo and his long seen old School Classmate. Mambo: Old Boy kai! How you dey? Old School mate: Boy na ur face be this . Long time no see. Mambo: Men! Long time how u dey? wey you dey now. Old School mate: I dey work for some Big oil Company for PH. I just come Lagos to come see my people. Mambo: I still dey do NYSC for here.and we they… Old School mate: (Phone rings and Interrupts the Conversation). boy hold on make I answer this call. (after receiving the call). Mambo: wetin be that wey you hold for hand (points to Old School friend’s Phone) Old School mate: Argh! na my Nokia N6785 Communicator. Mambo: ARh! that thing looks like machine. Old School mate:Boy! na machine _oh. what about you. which one you caryy? Mambo: Man! this is just an ordinary Old Siemens 34. Old School friend: well na waoh! for u. See we go see later. I want to go and check my e-mail. The person that just called me says he sent me an e-mail and I have to check it. Mambo: Arh, You have a Nokia N6785 communicator, you can check it straight from the Phone. Old school friend: you mean it? Mambo: yes! ( Mambo collects the Phone and they check it and bingo Old school friend reads his e-mail right from his Phone, right from his Nokia N6785 Communicator) Old school freind: Bros! u too good-oh thank u very very muc.. Mambo: no problem….. There are over 45 thousand GSM users in Nigeria – GSM news weekly report 2007 and most of them are like Mamba’s old School Classmate. Most of them Probably you inclusive don’t know that their Phones can do so many things beyond just making calls and sending text messages. They see their Phone as just ordinary and plain looking. There are lots and lots of things you can do with your MTN, GLO and ZAIN Mobile Phones and you don’t know it. That’s what I set out to achieve and over 3 years running I have been gathering Information on it. Becoming a GSM millionaire Knowing about these things can turn that GSM phone in your pocket , even if its an ordinary NOKIA 3310 , INTO A MONEY MAKING CASH MACHINE, ALL WITHIN THE NEXT 24 HOURS- true! No hype! And sometime ago this year. I hit jackpot (without even knowing it) and felt it was time to package all my research into one piece. I knew from then on that my Phone will never be a headache again but a life transforming accessory, by which I can have fun, automate/ delegate duties, repair easily ,myself and more importantly make money with on auto-pilot and as easily as using as tooth brush, rather that just spending money on it. Do you know that your Phone can do so many secret things like, Browse the Internet, chat and check your e-mails even FREE and you can connect it to your Laptop or PC and browse with it. Tell you what the weather is going to look like. Let you tap into the call of your Spouse, boyfriend, girlfriend, Children or “Traitor” Employee and listen to the conversation. Help you unlock the doors of your car. Conduct a pregnancy test (this is as easy as using a pencil when you use a BlackBerry Phone) Tell you when it was manufactured and how many times it has been repaired, esp. Nokia Phones. Send Sounds, Pictures even short movie clips as text message. Help you check your WAEC, NECO and JAMB results. Use two, three, four SIM cards in one Handset. Transfer money (not credit) from one person to another even in the dead of the Night. ….and even more. All these have been packaged in a super e-book titled HOW TO OPERATE, REPAIR, PIMP AND MAKE MONEY WITH YOUR GSM PHONE – over 200 things you can do with your GSM Phone. so many people have not mastered the use of their GSM phones and spend as much as N50, 000 on it in a week for services, Recharge cards, accessories, etc which they can get for free or next to nothing, while you’ll learn the above about the GSM phone you have in your hands you’ll also learn about SEVERAL GSM MONEY MAKING AND SAVING METHODS, EVEN BEAT THE GSM OPERATORS IN THEIR OWN GAME. like The lazy man’s way of generating 5 lifetime unlimited multiple streams of income through your ordinary GSM phone with just as little as 5 hrs work weekly. – You’ll learn how to rake in money from your Credit sucking Phone with 1. Those 33754 Short codes, (WARNING: This is a Top secret GSM Operators don’t want you to know!) -the easiest ways to legal get GSM subscribers to willingly give you money without selling any product to them and where to get the special 5 digit code number without breaking the Bank 2. A new GSM multilevel marketing business that will make you over N500,000 in partnership with a Big Nigerian bank. 3. How to trade FOREX on your GSM Phone and make over $500 daily…and more. How to detect fake Phones before you bring out your hard earned money to buy (latest info not the old stuff) -a situation where you go to get a Phone shop and get ripped off by buying a phone which is not only expensive but also not original will be prevented here. Many people are walking about with fake phones, (mainly Phones made in china and they don’t know it. if that phone in your hands is from China then there is 75% chance that its a fake) How to make calls worth N50, 000 in a month and pay less than N15, 000 (Shh! Don’t tell anybody about this. ) – you’ll get to know of some simple tips, tricks, turns and hints on how to make calls worth N50, 000 in a month and pay just N15, 000 or even less. Quiet! don’t even read it out loud. simple tricks and tips that you even know but do not use. with this you could get back at the GSM operator. The GSM operators create certain tariff plans and special Packages….. How to send text messages from the internet/e-mail to your GSM PHONE and from your phone to the Internet.- This is as easy as a breeze and you will be shown how to do it,\. You’ll even get some to send FREE. How to detect and repair simple faults on your Phone within minutes – and without needing the services of GSM engineers who would charge you as much as N5,000 even for a simple battery problem you can fix all by yourself (solutions to ear piece, ringer, Phone drops into water problem, etc are also provided) How to receive CNN breaking news on your mobile Phone.- Get the latest news be in the know and WIN. Over 25 websites where you can download FREE MP3/MP4 videos, ringtones, wall papers, etc. Where to get free news sent to your Phone or check e-mails without paying for Internet connection. The best ways to use your GSM Phone to kill person. The latest way to make your battery last longer than normal and even outlive your Phone. YOU MAY NEVER HAVE TO PAY FOR GSM PHONE CALLS AGAIN BUT GAIN AND GAIN AND… These are not the only things also included in this awesome package of an e-book which also has the input of 8 reputable and top-notch GSM engineers and Business men, whose Identities I’m not allowed to reveal. Also included in this package is a Step by step guide on how to download full length music track to your MTN Phone.- Download your Favorite music, Move to the groove and pimp your Phone into a Jukebox.. Never before heard ways of making calls even when the Network is “bad/ down” -with these codes you’ll never curse “Shit” again when your Call doesn’t go true. How to Chop habitual and annoying flashers money. Some people are so good at flashing and why?..For no just reason if you have someone that is pestering you with flashing or you know the person and you want to play a trick on him/her by chopping his money this is what you should do. How to destroy a stolen phone and render it useless.- You can use this to destroy a Phone somebody stole from you . No network’s SIM will ever be accepted on it. Unbelievably easy ways to recover a Stolen Phone and even get the Culprit arrested.- you can easily activate your Phone with a software to secretly send you Text messages of where it is or text messages about the person that Stole the Phone and even get the person’s number and have him or her arrested. How to forward an incoming call to your partner/secretary/whoever if you are too busy or while you are answering another call. -The Oyibos have programmed the GSM to suit easy life no need over burdening your self with too many calls. with this one can do other things while calls keep coming and are been answered. Over 600 caller tunes music you can choose from and make your callers dance while they wait for you to pick their call.- There are over 600 thousand music you can use for caller tunes. CELTEL has evolved into ZAIN and has changed so many things you used to know- You’ll find out some absolutely essential things about these changes, which will benefit you greatly. How to Change effortlessly from per minute to per seconds billing plan.- You may be on per minute billing Plan and be spending a lot of money without Knowing it. This will help you to reduce the call Tariff/expenses on your Phone. How to get other ZAIN users to send You FREE CREDITS.- You want free credits but don’t have the credit to call and inform your loved ones? The solution is here. Solution to unlocking any Barred/Blocked Cell phone within Minutes all by yourself.- and save yourself a whole lot of money, headache and rip-offs. Where to get GSM accessories for N100, N200 and N500 that you can resell for as high as N300, N1000, or N2500.- this is one of the cheapest ways of becoming an Importer of GSM products and even if you don’t want to, you’ll get (in the e-book Package) addresses and Phone numbers of local GSM merchants that will sell some of these accessories to you at ridiculously Low prices without undermining the qualities. How to Charge your GSM Phone without Electricity- Both the old way and latest info on it. There are new GSM Battery Solutions now in town like Battery back up, Solar Charger, etc. Some people now carry two batteries and according to Chinedu David “will soon be visiting GSM engineers because the battery is one of the most sensitive parts in a mobile and the often you remove and replace it, the more chances of causing serious damage to your Phone Software or even hardware System.” and honestly I’m still just scratching the surface yet. The so called GURU GSM engineers and GSM businessmen will be so mad at me, for revealing all these secrets, because these secrets make them millions monthly, No kidding, Take a stroll to Ikeja Computer village in Lagos for example and find out. This never been released and highly sought after E-book is all you need to achieve wealth and Happiness with your Phone. With this secrets you can start off your own GSM engineering Company if you want to or Position yourself as an expert in GSM Products/Solutions by giving Quality advice. Imagine what you could make even if it’s Only to the people in your Compound, your Church/Mosque, and your fellow workers you sell your Services/ products to, on a repeated basis. besides there are over 45 million GSM users in Nigeria, waiting for you to market to there. Even if its 1% of those 45 million you sell to you’ll make millions. I’m sure you want to get your hands on the e-book Immediately. But wait I’m going to bribe you silly so that you’ll think I’m insane and buy it right away before I recover. If you order for your Package right now. I’ll give you 3 Exclusive Bonuses. Exclusive bonus No. 1: 17 ways to make money from this e-book, even if you don’t know what an e-book is or have any capital to start. (a FREE e-book) Here are some of those ways. 1. Sell as a book / booklet.- break the contents of the e-book into sections add or subtract whatever you want and sell as a booklet (It could be a 20 paged booklet more or less). I actually met a guy in a Molue in Lagos who was selling this booklet each for N100 and before my Koro koro eyes He sold more than 20 copies. In less than one hour, in one Molue and he made N2,000. 2.Sell/ distribute it as a newsletter/ newspaper. you can breakdown the contents, use a computer printer or get the services of a commercial printer and print it out In Multiples as a 4paged newsletter or Newspaper. get GSM Business me/ call centre operators/ anybody to advertise in it and give it out for FREE or a for a token sum of N10, N20, Or N100 each. the more you produce the more money you make and Bingo! God willing you are a big time GSM Millionaire. 3. Become one of our affiliates and get Commission. you can get 100% of your money back today or within the next 24 hours by just promoting this site. just buy the e-book indicate your intention of being one of our Affiliates and get a website like this and an e- account, promote it and get 50% Commissions for each sale that is made through your website. the money is deposited into your E-account (or Bank A/c if you wish) twice every month, on the 15th and 31st. Assuming 2 sales a day comes from your website that’s over 14 sales in a week and if you will get N2000 commission from each sale, you may be getting N28,000 in a week. 4. Selling it through TV shows….. and 13 more ways. Exclusive bonus No 2 : A members only password Protected site where you’ll get Updates, more money making Tips, FREE stuffs, Phones, and so much more. – Secrets of how to get MTN and ZAIN Toll free numbers which will allow either you or your customers to make calls free. – How to get your Voicemail/fax messages to be re-directed to your e-mail address. – Articles on more Guaranteed money making programmes and how to maximize them within the shortest period of time. – FREE Softwares for converting VCDs into MP3 and MP4 videos and have them play on your Mobile. ……Just the tip of the Iceberg. Exclusive bonus No 3: Get a FREE UK Phone number on your Mobile Phone. This gives you/your business an International Status and leverage while offering you numerous other Benefits and advantages. So you see all the work has already been done for you (Ok! let me be frank, Not all the work but at least 95% of the Job) all you need to do is just come and harvest. Plug your Phone do The 5% and reap so much. WHAT YOU’LL GET. Now how much do you think this package will cost. let me first of all remind you in just one minute of the value of what you are going to get. If you pay today. You get the classified Closely guarded Secret information of top Seasoned and experienced GSM engineers and Business men which they have been using to rake millions, and which I have been collecting for over 3 years. The ability to detect and repair Simple faults on your GSM Phone within 30 minutes and without recourse to GSM engineers who suck money out of the hands of the unsuspecting Public like you. you Get your Own Pound of flesh, However be it small, from the GSM companies by taking advantage of their different tariff rates, Plans and packages and be making more calls, as much as N50, 000 while paying less. Knowledge of certain Unknown functions of Your GSM Phone That can save you time, money and expenses. 5 ways of making unlimited Multiple streams of Income with that “Ordinary credit sucking GSM Phone” In your hands and with as little as 5 hours work weekly. This information is a cummulation of all the GSM and Internet seminars, books, e-books I have bought over the years valued at N86,550. No joke! 3 unbeatable Sizzling Exclusive Bonuses. This means I am Justified if I give the e-book to you for just N50, 000. But I won’t. I’ld have also wanted to give it out @ N25, 000 but my heart says its going to be too much for many less privileged ones. N15, 000? My heart still says NO. Alright N10, 000 wouldn’t be much, after all you see seminars/ e-books that cost as much as that but don’t come close to what I’m delivering here. NOOOOOOO WAY! I’m offering it to you @ N10,000. Just 10k. That’s going to be the price for the package. …But my Good Friend Kenneth Omeruo, owner of Gsmusersforum.com has literally talked me into bringing the price down TODAY and so for that reason I’m offering it to you for a crazy crash price of N5, 000. Now that’s next to nothing. just the cost of 3 Recharge card in a week for some people or a meal at Mr. Biggs. ORDERING INSTRUCTIONS This offer is limited only to a few people. I actually only need 75 people. Then I’ld suspend all other orders and work with the people I’ve got, offer them the bonuses and set them up and running as much as I can. I don’t want to be overwhelmed with too much work and request to the extent that I won’t be able to deliver my best for those already in. 75 left Only 26 left After this I would begin to take orders again but the price will then be N10,000. yes! N10,000 only. Agreed? I think this is a good deal here. so if you want to be among the 75 now quickly order for your package today, visit any branch of first bank and pay N5, 000
Bank Name First Bank plc
Account Name ugheghe enoma
Account Number 3533010088599

text your name, Amt paid, deposit slip number, date of payment, Tel No, e-mail add and this code ADMN1 to 08059939473 and when your payment is confirmed, you’ll receive your Package within 24 hours. I want you to learn all you can about your GSM Phone and start making money within the Next 24 hours. I’m giving you my Iron clad Personal guarantee that you’ll derive a 100% satisfaction from this e-book. if you don’t, just return it back to me within the next 60 days and I’ll give you back your money 100% intact, without quarrel, hassle or bad feelings. True! Don’t just watch! This is the opportunity you have been waiting for. I don’t mean to brag but but If you don’t buy it now at this price. three things will either happen 1. You’ll be forced to buy it latter from us at a Higher price…or 2. you’ll buy it from another guy/gal who was smart enough to buy it from us at this price and repackage it in another form and sell to you, albeit at a much higher price…or 3. you’ll be forced to pay through the nose, when your Phone or that of a loved one gets spoilt and you’ve to take it to the GSM engineers to repair or when you get deceived into buying a Fake Phone/ GSM accessory or even get ripped off when buying your next Recharge card. Make sure you are among the 45 lucky people. Order yours now before its too late. Just pay N5,000 into
Bank Name First Bank plc
Account Name ugheghe enoma
Account Number 3533010088599

and I’ll rush ship your package to your Inbox via your GSM Phone within 24hrs. Then you can start enjoying that piece of mind and wealth you have always desired with your ordinary Phone. OK! Right! that’s that for now, see you @ the other side,- the winning 75 side. Sincerely, ugheghe enoma victor Author, Internet marketer, Speaker. 08059939473

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